Mom knows best

"Mums have found a new musical menace to campaign against. Mothers Against Noise was formed in response to the sonic threat to kids posed by bands like Wolf Eyes, Whitehouse, Smegma and Lightning Bolt. "Noise Music is an awful form of music that is more unpleasant and psychologically destructive than the worst forms of heavy metal, rap, and punk rock," writes one concerned mummy. "It has no musical structure and spreads a gospel of desensitization, anger, degradation and harm. It is growing in popularity and is a threat to families and children that can't be ignored..."